Surrealist gesture

a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name: Jonathan Douglas Duran

Party Affiliation: Independent as a hog on ice! (Voltairian Surrealist) “I’d never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.”

Links to you online: voltairiansurrealist@gmail.com

1. Who are you? Not you, for sure…

2. At what age were you born? Some men are born posthumously.

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker. Dissonance. Cars, televisions and sound waves of pure cancer – oozing as open sores. Gunshots and drumbeats… indistinguishable from one another.

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see? No one reads the papers around here, pal.

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is: Hookers at the point. Real Sex (all of them, the whore!)

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be: Vomit the compassion right out of his heart.

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were: Giddy superstitions given ridiculously ersatz validity by scared and angry old men afraid to acknowledge their animal ancestry that dangled between their puritanical thighs.

8. The blood of others will be: Red with embarrassment.

9. The most violent shape is: North America

10. The most beautiful sound is: Wounds healing

11. To choose the right verb you must: Let it choose you.

12. What sort of hope do you place in love? The hope to momentarily displace some senseless pain.

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving? Much as the idea of defecation to the actual reality of the smell of feces.

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so? Yes. No. No. no. No. Yes. Well, maybe, sometimes though I…

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory? SORDIDNESS. I envy that word.

16. Addition or subtraction? Addition can be subtraction and vice versa when utilized correctly.

17. The opposite of art is: Slavery.

18. Surrealism is: Complete freedom of the mind.

19. Rebellion is: Necessary and unavoidable. It is right under your skin, behind your eyes and throbbing through your fingertips.

20. Freedom is: Surrealism. (see above)

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence: All power to the imagination.

22. Where can people find you? In the last place they’ll look for me.

23. The precise formula for dignity is: Two parts intelligence and four parts bleeding fists.

24. (association) Woman: nigger, menstruation face/glow.

25. Pages yellow, skin ____fever___________

26. Your hymn to the night, please: Ever present, enclosing, enveloping, unending grace and spite. Both sides of the worthless coin spread across the sky, represents the night. (but there is always a way you can light up the sky)

27. The great victim is: The human verb

28. The great evil is: Anything which diminishes, deigns to devalue or attempts to trivialize any individual’s imagination.

29. Please create your own question and provide an “answer” here:

List your top three reasons for wanting to fuck JESUS CHRIST:

1. Those wash-board-abs, mmmmm…mmmm, good!

2. Wine.

Anytime.

3. Wash-board abs!!!!!!

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a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name:MAYA

Party Affiliation: RR and myself

Links to you online: http://www.myspace.com/maya4artlab

1. Who are you? An Earth child

2. At what age were you born?

°° According to the chinese, I was already 9 months old when I was born

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker

°°°Dreams of minimal tech on which every one could flow melted in collective unconscious°°

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see?

The one after I die

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is:

Virgin mary says: TV is not good for you! But she played in that ad for some washing powder brand!!

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be:

°° Beg in the street?? Get arrested for insanity and locked into a psychiatric hospital??

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were:

°° matter sneaking into spirit?

))) fear and control of masses?

8. The blood of others will be: °°too much

9. The most violent shape is: !!! narrow minded people !!!!

10. The most beautiful sound is:

°°heartbeats…

11. To choose the right verb you must:

°°choose Be instead of Have°°°

12. What sort of hope do you place in love?

°Just love no hope°°

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving?

°°What difference do you make in between the ideal and the real°°° in m y photos

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so?

°°I’m sacrifying myself for my art and freedom, everyday, trying to avoid vampires…

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory? I chose a long time ago:

°°Victory of love naively, but unconditionnally, …

16. Addition or subtraction?

°°equals°°° opposites attract

17. The opposite of art is:

business

18. Surrealism is:

an open door eaten by worms on which Dali painted cherries when he was a kid!

19. Rebellion is:

fight for freedom

20. Freedom is:

a concept outside of myself and a reality inside

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence:

°°Ether°O°Geneity°°°

22. Where can people find you?

**Those who really want to find me always do!***

23. The precise formula for dignity is:

°°I can look at you in the eyes and feel no shame ***

24. (association) Woman: °°human kind association°°°

25. Pages yellow, skin _______________

°°a blue stain thrown on a yellow page??

26. Your hymn to the night, please: °Venus rises under the moon, looking bright and silent, selfgiving, the other side appears like a piece of skin under a black material°°

27. The great victim is

°°the people, Nature, Earth°°

28. The great evil is:

°°°governments !!!°

29. Please create your own question and provide an “answer” here:

°°Why do you say why ?°°° cf: the song of the pirates in Peter Pan!!!

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a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name: ophelia

Party Affiliation: VAMPIRIC THIEVES, Inc.

Links to you online: N/A

1. Who are you?

OPHELIA IS AN EMPTY, UNTALENTED, SHAMELESS, ARTISTICALLY BANKRUPT COMMON WHORE WHO IS ALSO, PATHETICALLY AND UNFORGIVABLY, A PLAGIARIZER.

2. At what age were you born?

The age of inequity.

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker.

Sycophantic ravings and desperately contrived pontifications and lies.

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see?

October

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is:

Any ersatz reality show.

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be:

Bow before Ophelia’s superior, methodical insincerity.

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were: Insults and vicodin.

8. The blood of others will be: sucked; greedily.

9. The most violent shape is: any which you trace.

10. The most beautiful sound is: Mundane, talentless people being fooled into thinking you’re anything more than they are.

11. To choose the right verb you must: Be able to write in the first place.

12. What sort of hope do you place in love? The hope for personal gain; love does not exist for you.

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving?

You think you’re smarter than all the rest… then you learn the truth.

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so?

There is nothing original or real here, thus sacrifice is unable to occur.

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory?

Sordidness personified, a mirror reflection of prostitution.

16. Addition or subtraction?

Subtraction, definitely subtraction.

17. The opposite of art is:

Ophelia

18. Surrealism is:

Something you will never understand.

19. Rebellion is: Everything you are not.

20. Freedom is: Mine, starting the second you ceased to exist as a person worth knowing, or even respecting in any small way.

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence: Steal something from everything and profess it as your own.

22. Where can people find you? Lost within yourself, lost in confusion, fear and desperation.

23. The precise formula for dignity is: Unreachable for you.

24. (association) Woman: Hollow

25. Pages yellow, skin Filthy, used.

26. Your hymn to the night, please: Please love me, I’ll show you my cunt.

27. The great victim is: Thought (ha!)

28. The great evil is: Dishonesty and ultimate ethical atrophy.

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a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name: Hakim HaHa!

Party Affiliation: A Shout of Secession

Who Links To You?: They all do. All the time.

1. Who are you?

The pet baboons I normally keep bound in my wristwatch have escaped, and dry-walled the interiors of my mind so that I no longer remember.

2. At what age were you born?

We often have to choose between wearing yellow fangs or painting our cocks red. Always remember that.

3. Describe what the future sounds like bleeding out of a speaker.

Like a thousand planks of wood setting sail for the land of schizoprenia.

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see?

Rimbaud once let me slurp gunpowder from his tongue during the course of a lovely evening chasing camels in the desert. Does that count, or am I dreaming?

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is: in a particle vacuum.

6. If Jesus Christ came back today the first thing he would do would is: salivate at the thought of all those juicy cocks sliding over his *** -stained beard.

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were: roasted frisbee brains and a dry viral slab.

8. The blood of others will be: spilled. Always spilled.

9. The most violent shape is: a jabbering dream.

10. The most beautiful sound is: my purple clitoris singing in the shower.

11. To choose the right verb you must: shop around for the choicest cuts of meat.

12. What sort of hope do you place in love?

My breath is green and about to go nova.

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving?

Marajuana smoking chunks of concrete all around me, then plastering posters of a spread-eagled pony-tail all over the city.

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so?

The bodies buried in my garden are now loudly sipping tea.

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of sordidness over love’s glory?

Eyes will always be born to bleed. There is simply nothing I can do about that.

16. Addition or subtraction?

When a gang of roving boom-boxes figures out how to splice the horror of last night’s frenzied ritual into a form of kindness, it will prove to be a benediction for us all.

17. The opposite of art is: mystical socialism for the masses beneath your clotted eyelids.

18. Surrealism is: the speed of an LSD-drenched asteroid multiplied by the clenched knees of hysterical women.

19. Rebellion is: on sale right now. Hurry!

20. Freedom is: the peeled laughter coming from that dumpster over there.

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence: never smoke your own genitals, whether they are clean or dirty. Always smoke someone else’s. It’s just better.

22. Where can people find you?

Burrowing around in their pockets.

23. The precise formula for dignity is: lounging on the grass until noon, whereupon it will rise up and suddenly attach itself to your forehead when you least expect it.

24.(Association) Woman: the proper cough syrup wants to live.

25. Pages yellow, skin _______________

a saxophone oasis.

26. Your hymn to the night, please: Baby, please don’t go, I honestly didn’t mean to put it there!

27. The great victim is: eternal lust for an outgrown paradigm.

28. The great evil is: a melancholic truss-rod stuck between your teeth.

29. Who killed JFK?

I’m not sure, but I’ve always suspected that guy who played bass on Celtic Frost’s first three albums.

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a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name: Susana Weingarten

Party Affiliation: Dancevert

Links to you online:

http://www.myspace.com/susanegee

www.Dancevert.org,

www.Evertdance.com

SusanaWdeE@aol.com

Dancevert@aol.com

Bailarte@aol.com

1. Who are you? I am an alien

2. At what age were you born? I really have not found out yet

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker. It looks like I can not figure it out…so it does not look at all

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see? The month that my body will transition

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is: Sex in the barn

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be: smoke a fat joint and fuck a great dancer

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were: conditional existence itself and the assuming of it as Reality

8. The blood of others will be: recycled

9. The most violent shape is:

10. The most beautiful sound is: water

11. To choose the right verb you must: have an orgasm

12. What sort of hope do you place in love? All, but not propaganda love that is over after a while love is an action that most humans have no clue of

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving?

The Realization of Light, God, Truth, Divine, a total unknown process or action that not many have yet gone through dead of the ego “Iâ€

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so? A bite and got a taste¦ YES..but again not the love of the story tales or sexy love, an ecstatic love that we, humans need to realize not analize not study.

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory? YES! The love I talked about: it is a word used wrongly! Love means much… a real state that we forget and some remember and some get it… but few have Realized

16. Addition or subtraction? both

17. The opposite of art is: Dark, Lie, Non-Reality, Separation

18. Surrealism is: A deep realm of life!.

19. Rebellion is: adolescence

20. Freedom is: Not thinking without feeling without what humans have called intuition a different kind of intelligence that comes from the guts… (so to speak)

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence: The world is full of garbage! Life is beautiful! Especially when one can see farther than 1 meter away

22. Where can people find you? Everywhere and nowhere

23. The precise formula for dignity is: Truth, Light, Honesty, Straight-forwardness, loosing face, Reality, Confession

24. (association) Woman: separation

25. Pages yellow, skin light

26. Your hymn to the night, please: thank you

27. The great victim is: an idiot

28. The great evil is: the ego “I”

29. Please create your own question and provide an answer here:

Where is the child I was?

In the past…gone…

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a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name: Michael Weinblatt lord of all I see in my shed

Party Affiliation: Lunacy in the home and various railway stations

Links to you online: www.chaffinchcharlie.co.uk

1. Who are you?

I have yet to find out, when I know, you will be the first to be informed

2. At what age were you born?

Rather young so I have been informed

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker.

Me singing in the washing machine.

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see? Tuesday. I was never good a maths.

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is:

The god slot, bugs bunny

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be

Go shopping in the supermarket

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were:

he was invisible and gave people snakes.

8. The blood of others will be

: black pudding tomorrow.

9. The most violent shape is:

the sound of silence

10. The most beautiful sound is:

me in the washing machine singing.

11. To choose the right verb you must:

educated

12. What sort of hope do you place in love?

Next to money it ain’t bad

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving? Are they different?

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so?

Get a life mate.

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory?

To technical for me, all that clever stuff.

16. Addition or subtraction?

Depends who is serving.

17. The opposite of art is:

tra

18. Surrealism is:

a picture of dorian grey without the picture, ask Alfred jarry.

19. Rebellion is

is the last hope of the deprived

20. Freedom is:

the last hope against the rich.

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence:

here lies a dead body, he wasn’t really well.

22. Where can people find you?

At the end of line.

23. The precise formula for dignity is:

making sure you zip is done up.

24. (association) Woman:

p.m.t.

25. Pages yellow,

skin tight_______________

26. Your hymn to the night,

please: let’s all go boogieing

27. The great victim is:

anyone without an umbrella in the rain.

28. The great evil is:

those with loud voices on a cell phone eating.

29. Please create your own question and provide an “answer” here:

Who is Andre Breton’s brother? Answer I have never been introduced.

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AND NOW, PLEASE, TAKE PART. Copy and paste the following, blank, questionnaire into the comments:

a SURREALIST questionnaire

Name:

Party Affiliation:

Links to you online:

1. Who are you?

2. At what age were you born?

3. Describe what the future sounds like, bleeding out of a speaker.

4. Which month has all the days crossed off on a calendar you will never see?

5. The virgin mary’s favorite television show is:

6. If Jesus Christ (assuming the worm existed) came back today the first thing he would do would be:

7. Two of the conditions surrounding the inception of god were:

8. The blood of others will be:

9. The most violent shape is:

10. The most beautiful sound is:

11. To choose the right verb you must:

12. What sort of hope do you place in love?

13. How do you picture the passage from the idea of love to the reality of loving?

14. Would you, willingly or unwillingly, sacrifice your freedom for love? Have you ever done so?

15. Do you believe in the victory of love’s glory over the sordidness of life, or in the victory of the sordidness over love’s glory?

16. Addition or subtraction?

17. The opposite of art is:

18. Surrealism is:

19. Rebellion is:

20. Freedom is:

21. Your personal manifesto in one sentence:

22. Where can people find you?

23. The precise formula for dignity is:

24. (association) Woman:

25. Pages yellow, skin _______________

26. Your hymn to the night, please:

27. The great victim is:

28. The great evil is:

29. Please create your own question and provide an “answer” here: